The True Follower of the Lord's Words

Remember the original sin?

A couple left to live nude in a nice garden ate some apples and was thrown out of the paradise by the Lord. Why? Though many of us may guess that it was because they wasted the Lord's apples, earmarked for making wine, by eating them; actually it was because they ate fruits of wisdom that the God forbade them from eating.

That perhaps means that we should be guided by the words of the Lord, and not try to acquire wisdom ourselves, which sounds quite fair. As a lazy man, I can surely see the wisdom of that line of commandment.

Now coming to our time: who could be judged the most ardent follower of the Lord's words?

After lots of research and thoughts, I've arrived at the following conclusion: that man is none other than Saloth Sar, more commonly known as Pol Pot, the (earstwhile) benevolent ruler of Cambodia.

Now the million dollar question is: Why have I chosen him? Why not G. W. Bush (praise be upon him) who has been fighting a holy war for over 3 years now?

Elementary Watson: Pol Pot, during his reign, killed everyone even remotedly suspected to be an intellectual. And how did he decide who was an intellctual? Simple: if, for example, you owned a pair of spectacles, you must be an intellctual; and so, death to you.

Who would make a more ardent follower of the Lord's wish and words than Pol Pot then?
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Note: Mr. Catgunhome of the CNN (Cat News Network) contributed to this article.

Who is Who?

Strictly speaking, I'm confused!

Gore Vidal is Al Gore's distant cousin; Al Pacino enacts Al Capone in movies.

But Al Gore and Al Capone are not relations; neither are Truman Capote and Al Capone.

However, Truman Capote is Tennessee Williams' distant cousin or something...

Now, what is this? Some sort of mind game?

Tomorrow someone may even claim that Vladimir Putin is relation to Rasputin!!

Fully confusing!