Quantum Mechanics and Schrodinger's Cat (A Non-quantized Approach)

Let's begin at the beginning.

For those of you who don't know what Quantum Mechanics is: It's kind of Kamasutra or Tantra stuff (that helps you to have better sex), but it also proves that Bigfoots travel in UFO, the Aliens kidnapped Elvis, and Astrology is the most important branch of Science.

Now Quantum Mechanics being a bit of a mythological stuff, it talks of a fella named Schrodinger's Cat. Though nobody knows who or what Schrodinger is, one thing is sure: This Cat of his is a tough guy, and he is not dead even when he's dead. That means, if you're not looking, you cannot tell if he's dead or alive; but even when you're looking at him, and actively trying to kill him, he is, at best, half-dead and half-alive.

This morning, after going through CNN (Cable News Network), Guardian, Times of India, Haaretz and what not, I think finally I know who this Cat is!

This Cat has been a tough guy for many decades now, leading a revolution (terrorism, if you're on the other side of the fence...again the same Schrodinger's Cat situation, see!) and right now, he's undergoing treatment somewhere in Europe. And the best we can conclude is: he's either dead or alive. If he's alive, he's half-dead; if he's dead instead, he's half-alive. Long live Schrodinger's cat!
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Note: Mr. Catgunhome of the CNN (Cat News Network) Contributed to this article.