The Q Factor!

First thing first. The world is full of bad guys, and they're all out there to destroy the good guys. Of course, the good guys must defend themselves and save the world, but that's another story!

Now, how do the bad guys destroy the world? Obviously, using WMDs. And where do they keep them? To be honest, we don't know. Not at this moment, at least! They could be in Syria, Iran, North Korea, Tunisia, Chechnya, Ghaza or Afghanistan.....the possibilies go on.

Now, if we don't know where the WMDs are, how do we know that these exist?

The answer is very simple and obvious! Philosophers agree that before thought can begin, there must be something to think about. The same can be applied to prove that if one thinks about something, it means that that "something" exists. Simple, isn't it?

Where could then the WMDs be?

Between you and me, the most probable place is Quebec!

Shocked? You won't be, once I'm done with my reasoning, just hold on!

The country that was attacked because it was suppossed to have links with Al-Qaeda, and also to possess WMDs, apprently does not possess these. As far as its link with al-Qaeda goes, nothing except the letter "Q" connects both, speaking as of now. And Quebec has the same Devilish "Q" in it!

But that's not all. Quebec is a province, where they speak Freedom (Note: see Freedom Fries), and any country which speaks Freedom must be on the Devil's side. It was the land of Freedom speakers, who vehemently opposed attacking the country with a "Q" in it. This proves the case in point even more.

We all know, hard days are ahead; but the victory of good over evil, and the uplifting of democracy is something for which sensible, civilized world won't hesitate to give anything!