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Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Jewboy from Texas: Method in Madness

The first thing that introduced me to Kinky Friedman was a DVD entitled "Proud To Be An A**hole From Al Paso". (The ** part is not my invention; I give a damn to decency anyhow. This was how the DVD was titled, perhaps after being censored).

It was an interesting viewing. In it, I saw how his father was appaled by the name Kinky chose for his band, which was "Kinky Friedman & The Texas Jewboys". I also saw Willie Nelson for the first time, and listened/watched his explaining how Kinky's song, "Ride 'em Jewboy" caused a lot of ripples. I also liked Kinky's comparison of his life with Jesus Christ: they both were Jewish, none had a job, a wife or a home, and all both of them did was to go talk to people and irritate them. It was really very witty and irreverant at the same time. (Note: certain people, who heard me using this phrase will now know that it was not my original idea, but borrowed from Kinky.).

Richard Kinky 'Big Dick' Friedman was always willing to hit people to drive a point home, and he almost always chose the controversial path. His Song, "Asshole from Al Paso" caused furor because, in it, he said, "The wetbacks still get paid 20 cents an hour.". However, Kinky correctly points out that the people who were outraged by Kinky's using the word "wetback" have no problem being aware of the fact that the "wetbacks" are really paid only 20 cents a day.

"Who else could have written a country song about the Holocaust ("Ride 'Em Jewboy"), or about a human being kept in a cage as part of a circus "Wild Man From Borneo"]? Outrageous and irreverent but nearly always thought-provoking, Kinky Friedman wrote and performed satirical country songs during the 1970s and has been hailed as the Frank Zappa of country music."

Not only did Kinky choose a provocative name for his band, but his band members chose for themselves colorful names too: Little Jewford, Big Nig, Panama Red, Rainbow Colors, and Snakebite Jacobs."

Willie Nelson sang Kinky's "Ride 'em Jewboy" in the tribute album to Kinky entitled "Pearls in the Snow". Perhaps poor Willie smoked so much pot that he forgot that unlike Kinky he was not a Jewboy himself. However, as Kinky puts it:

"I've seen five people cry listening to Willie sing 'Ride 'Em Jewboy,' all of them non-Jews. He sings it like a cowboy song, with no ax to grind, no agenda," (The song is about the Holocaust and Jewish persecution.) And Kinky says that "one review said the album was great except for the Tom Waits cut. Another review said that song ("Highway Cafe") made them cry."

Almost all of Kinky's songs were relevant and yet irreverent and provocative (which, of course, I support whole-heartedly; else I won't be writing this bullshit here); Biscuits in the oven and the buns in the bed, They don't make jews like Jesus anymore, Ride Them Jewboy, Asshole from Al Paso.. each caused trouble to someone on other. Other titles include, The Ballad of Charles Whitman, the guy (Kinky's roommate(?) at the University) who went on a shooting rampage at the University of Texas at Austin.

As soneone noted: The Jewboys' finest moments included the touching They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore and the feminist-unfriendly Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed ("You'd better occupy the kitchen/ Liberate the sink"). At a performance in Buffalo, a rendition of the latter caused local feminists to storm the stage and commence destroying the group's equipment. A police escort was required to get the group out of town safely.

Or, as Kinky puts in: "The Jewboys just irritated Americans from '73 to '75 - I mean every stripe, from the Jewish Defense League to women in New York," he says. "But we were simply a country band with a social conscience. I mean, I wrote the first pro-choice country and western song."

The following is a beautiful write-up by another person, which I put here completely.
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"Subject: Re: Who's Kinky Friedman?
From: paul williams
Date: 10 Sep 1999 21:46:14 -0700

Kinky Friedman is a Stetson wearing, cigar smoking, cat loving, Jewish Texan songwriter turned mystery writer. Back in the '70's, he led an outfit called the Texas Jewboys, which raised the ire of feminists and what was not yet called the PC crowd with songs like "Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed," "Waitret Please Waitret (Come Sit On My Face)," and "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore." Probably the best-known Jewboy alumnus would be Leroy Parnell. He also wrote an "Okie From Muskogee" parody called "Asshole From El Paso" that didn't get released, thanks to Buck Owens, who controlled the copyright to "Okie," even though Merle Haggard, who wrote "Okie," said it was OK. I read in an interview that Kinky first came to Bob's attention after having written a song called "She's Carrying The Torch For You" back in the early '70's. The only version of this song (which is about the Staue Of Liberty) that I've ever heard is on a 45 by Slim Pickens on the Blue Canyon label. I've always wondered if Bob heard that version, or if he heard a demo, since I'm pretty sure that Kinky (sometimes referred to in the third person as "The Kinkster") never released it himself.

The Kinkster was a prominent character in Larry "Ratso" Sloman's classic Dylan book, ON THE ROAD WITH BOB DYLAN AND THE ROLLING THUNDER REVIEW, and returns the favor, Ratso being a prominent character in all of Kinky's highly enjoyable mysteries, which contain scattered references to Dylan, Willie Nelson, and all that is good and holy in American culture.

The last time I saw Kinky at a booksigning, I laid the secret handshake on him, and he was so pleased that he gave me a of his lucky plectrums. Also, no true fan's life has any real meaning until he has in his possession the official KinkyFriedman snot rag, which looks like an American flag, but has little Stars of David, and a picture of the Kinkster. I got him to sign a book for a friend of mine. One of the suggested salutations was "See you in hell," so I got him to sign that, and asked him, "and would you please put a 'motherfucker' on the end of that?" he said that he thought that was "a nice sentiment,"and happily complied with my request."

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Kinky's (Straight) Talk:

On his bid to contest for the post of Governor of Texas: " I think it started as a joke on February 3 in front of the Alamo. I said, “I’m running for governor because I need the closet space.” And now I’m running into school teachers with tears in their eyes. And I’ve realized that if you care about education in Texas, you should have tears in your eyes. And it’s not just education. The campaign has come to mean a great deal to young people and to independents in Texas who realize that Republicans and Democrats have disappointed us. I think a lot of legislators know that; I think they’re very frustrated by this dysfunctional leadership."

On the status of Texas: "Well, that depends who you’re talking to. The stats I’m looking at say we’re first in executions. We’re last—fiftieth—in funding public education. We’re fiftieth in high school kids getting to college. And we’re number one in dropouts. So I don’t know if Arkansas can beat that." (Note:Kinky also added that, "Arkansas would say: Thank God for Texas".)

On his style of election campaign: "It never was a bit. It was always exactly the way Will Rogers or Mark Twain would have run a campaign. If you asked them what their platform was, they probably wouldn’t give you nine bullet points. They would probably tell you what I do, which is that I want to restore pride in Texas. We’re very proud of our history, but what kind of history are we making now? What kind of history are we making for the future for people to look back on?"
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Source:
http://www.expectingrain.com/dok/who/f/friedmankinky.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_Friedman
http://www.expectingrain.com/dok/who/f/friedmankinky.html
http://www.answers.com/topic/kinky-friedman-1
http://beingtheremag.com/feature.php?id=1&issue=15
http://hometown.aol.com/countryst/kinkyfriedmanFEATURE.html
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1949555
http://www.johnconnollybooks.com/int_kinky.html
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Epilogue: The other day I was trying to request a few albums by Toni Price from the LAPL. Like most people I met, the lady at the library had never heard of Toni and had no idea what kind of songs she sang. I next asked for Kinky's CDs and added, "He is a country singer from Texas.", to which she promptly added, "Yes, and a mystery book writer and someone who runs animal shelters at his ranch, and is also running for the governor of Texas." Then, after I brief pause, she added, "I hope and pray that he wins. As a former Texan, I think that is the best that we can hope for."

Update: I was re-watching The Proud to be an A**hole from El Paso, where the "Little Jewford" said: "When people figure anything having to do with country music, they think it's kind of like genetic inbred. You having fun with your first ocusin or second cousin, probably the first cousin, back in Tennessee. But to be cerebral and intellectual, it takes a lot of balls."

It's true not only for Country Music, but for life as well.

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